Truro

Hate writing these stupid things. So.. about me?
I love ink, currently have 6 tattoo's and hoping for more.
Music wise, I'll listen to anything apart from that 'hardcore' rubbish where it all sounds the same.
I've got a beautiful baby boy who is my world.
&& A English Bull Terrier who's my other lil man!
Video game nerd. Totally.
I have a really sarcastic sense of humour and a great poker face, so it's hard to tell if I'm joking or not.
Not a girly girl but knows how to make the effort for a night out!

Not interested in one night stands.

My ideal bloke?
- Funny, laid back and witty, though knows when to be serious.
- Not afraid to have a laugh and make a tit out of himself on a night out
- Children friendly!
- Dog friendly!

My self confessed flaws?
Spoiling my pooch and allowing him to get away with murder!
Saying LOL, Epic, and Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Far too often.
Getting together with Claire in town and shouting Lil Jon phrases.
Not picking up every item of clothing after taking them off straight away.
Being in the middle of a conversation and a new advert comes on tv I havn't seen before and I forget the conversation as I'm sucked into the advert!!
I don't drink the last bit of coke from the big bottles. So it usually goes to waste.

My Pet Hates:
Liars.
Cheats.
Bullies.
PPL DAT TLK LYK DIZ RLY SUK @ LYF. We learnt English in school for a reason.
The Only Way Is Essex, Jersey Shore, Geordie Shore & Made In Chelsea. - Really?
The fact the train to Plymouth doesn't actually go through the bendy bit on top. Fail. :(
Oh and, how every person in the world except me has mastered fake tan. Wotsit legs? Not attractive.

My Loves:
The Old Spice adverts!
Weebl and Bob
Burnt Face Man
Salad Fingers
Devvo!
Family Guy

blah blah blah.. etc :]

User Statistics

Gender: Female
Country: England
County: Cornwall
City/Town: Truro
Age: 26
Martial Status: Single
Body Type: About average
Can Accommodate: No
Can Travel: No
Smoking: No
Drinking: Yes

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