Rotherham

PROFILE:

Petite feisty independent blonde, into deep philosophical conversation. Enjoys long luxurious bathtimes and eating salmon. Loves to read Harry Potter novels, and is magical in bed



MAN WANTED: Do you fit this bill?

Petite blonde seeks older male for walks on the moors, weekend stays in Scotland. Must be able to cook, drive, be generous with cash and hoover. Ideal body type: well sculpted, athletic and hairy. Must be atleast 6" (no time wasters please!). Must love cats.



SECOND MAN WANTED: to aid first man on domestic duties and possibly get involved in the bedroom. Must be a great cook and speak with a german accent.



THIRD MAN WANTED: to act as spare and/or emergency back up for men one and two. May be required to perform 'out of hours' tasks such as fetching take-aways on 24 hour call and drive me to locations on demand. Must be able to talk at length on philisophical questions and also be skilled in baking. Must love his mum.



;o) ;o)

Just kidding...!

What happened to romance?



Like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your attention to other things, It comes and sits softly on your shoulder. I haven't met the right person yet.